justbadpuns:

A guy walks into a bar and noticed three pieces of meat hanging off the ceiling. He asks the bartender why they are there, the bartender replies “if you can jump up and slap the meat you get free drinks for the rest of the night, however if you miss you have to pay for everyone’s drinks for the next hour. Wanna try it” the guy says “Nah the steaks are to high”

mydrunkkitchen:

magistrate-of-mediocrity:

hoody-spooktacular:

unbelievable-facts:

How the Old Spice commercial was filmed. Practical effects.

Not at all what we thought!

This makes these commercials 100 times better

I love practical effects!

I never stop loving this.

mydrunkkitchen:

gracehelbig:

hannah-is-my-harto:

Instagram vs snapchat

TOO REAL

YOOOOOOOOOOO. Accurate.

mydrunkkitchen:

Thank you, @labellssss for touching my face last night! I FELT SO CUTE (not so cute this morning though tbh party party too hardy hardy) #mtvmovieawards

nodream:

clexa-pick-up-lines:

pirateboots:

Clarke you doofus, take a hint.

Oblivious!Clarke

sarahcroce:

indeterminateunknown:

My straight best friend in response to my pms induced “am I prettier than my ex’s current gf” question. @sarahcroce

BABERAHAM LINCOLN! 😂